I need to stay off the internet...

Because I find things like this:

Soulographer Workshop Workbook

And I want them.

Luckily I'm crafty and posting a link to this book may help me win the book here:

Soulographer Blog

Other recent finds on the internets that I want and can't have:

Pretty Horsey - $70,000

Pretty Lexus - $375,000

1987 VW Van - $64,829.67, no that is not a typo. Oh wait, I have one of those, sorta.